This started out as such a good idea.

I thought people would flock to this blog because we are just so funny and witty.
I forgot how lazy we are.
Sigh.
Only we will know how truly cool we are.
The world may never be able to wrap their heads around that anyway.

I misses you too.

It seems like you are never online on the weekend. That Dan, he monopolizes all your time. We were bored today so we went to IKEA and got a few things and had yogurt. It's now fat free there. Before it was the swirly kind and didn't say it was fat free but now it's just vanilla. I love it. I could eat it all day.

I'm making a pasta salad to have with dinner right now. I feel like knitting. I can't wait for e to go to bed. Is that wrong?

Lulucicle.

I misses you.

How ghetto am I?

So I wanted a martini, right? Right. We just talked about this.
I go to the store, get me some cosmopolotian mix and absolut citron.
It doesnt dawn on me until I am driving home after my second stop at the library. I don't know how/have anything to mix a martini. Its okay, I decide. I will improvise.
I used a Sippy. Yes, thats right, I used a Kendall ba to mix my alchohol.
It turned out plenty good anyway.

Quiet morning.

Kends has been nodding off and on in there. Im just letting her go. She was so tossy turny last night. I feel bad. I am going to make coffee and get her breakfast ready I think. Its such a nice temperature day. Kinda rainy though. OH well. If I had to get something at the library, perhaps Id go out. I dont know what else to do today. Id walk but its ca ca outside.
Hope you and E are having fun.

Sigh

Oh, I don't want to get into again.
It's best just to forget
or she will piss me off all over again.
I just sent a bunch of knitting pics to photobucket
so maybe I will update my blog.
I don't know.
I don't have knitting friends like you
so why bother.
Maybe I should just go knit
instead of posting stuff about knitting.
Sigh.
Where are you?

You know, I just didnt think you would ever write on here.

So I didnt bother checking. but lo and behold, there you are. Its been a while mind you, but still.
I am ashamed.
Why is your mother a crack pot?